Lessons learnt

18 07 2020

This tale spans several years, and at least tentatively seems to have a happy ending.

Years ago, I was in Vicotria on the island, and perusing an art shop. I forget the name, but they had all manner of pens, inks, papers and other goodies. At that time I was dabbling in calligraphy (one of many times I’ve dabbled in it but never got above ankle-depth unfortunately). With dip pens I’d acquired somewhere in life’s great meanderings and some bold calligraphy inks from J. Herbin I’d picked up at Paper-ya on Granville Island.

Image Source: J. Herbin

These were naïve days, well before the only slightly more educated days I now pass, with respect to fountain pens, dip pens and inks. My calligraphy dabblings with dip pens weren’t “bringing me joy”, and I saw a relatively cheap fountain pen in the shop that offered a broad (B) nib. It was a brand I’d never heard of – “Pen & Ink”, and the pen was simply called “Sketch”. It was aimed at pen illustrators and there were various nib widths available. Looking back, I possibly over-paid at what I recall was around CAD $30. The other day I saw my local art shop stocks the same pen for CAD$23, several years later. No matter – it was what I wanted at the time (cheap access to a B nib) and it was there when I wanted it. I’ve since learnt that the brand is from “Art Alternatives” and is actually an employee-owned company distributed exclusively by MacPherson’s. The current packaging brands it more forcefully as Art Alternatives, and downplays the “Sketch” model which is etched into the pen lid.

Pen & Ink Sketching Fountain Pens – Rileystreet Art Supply

Image Source: Riley Street (not where I bought it)

It came with a cartridge, a converter (branded oddly Faber-Castell) and a cute faux-leather wrap to store it in. So back to the naïveté …

I had calligraphy inks, a fountain pen which I was much more accustomed to using, and we were now off to the races… I’d found dip pens fraught with usage issues and scratchiness and figured that a B nib in a fountain pen might at least let me continue to explore “fancy writing”.

So innevitably I got bored with quick foxes and “Happy Birthday”, let alone the EXTRA pain there was in swapping inks with the converter over just cleaning a dip pen nib. Bored at last, I gave the pen a last clean out and put it away.

Fast forward a decade or thereabouts and my love of fountain pens resurrects (can’t attest to whether there was a full moon). I recall I had one pen with a B nib, and dug it out of the drawer. I inked it up with FOUNTAIN PEN INK (note the subtle emphasis?!) and found it to be less than stellar at writing.

So I started to educate myself with such weightly and knowledgable sources as YouTube and various Google discoveries. Ouch! So though it is not 100% – by and large, if an ink is pigmented (i.e .has solid colour particles – like paint) it should not be used in a fountain pen. There are a few notable exceptions, such as “shimmer” inks, but even these come with dire warnings about vintage pens and recommendations of fastidious cleaning.

What we normally think of as fountain pen inks use competely soluble dyes for their colour, which is why they can sometimes have issues with saturation. The light passes through a dye/ink, bounces off the underlying paper and comes back to us as a composite of the filtering effects of the ink, its thickness and the colour of the paper. A pigmented ink (or paint) is more opaque and reflects directly. Its perceived colour then is less impacted by the colour of the underlying paper.

So – calligraphy inks are typically pigmented, and can have rich colours (or even textures) because they are largely independent of the underlying medium. These pigments though… are not water soluble. Instead, they are held in suspension (in the UK, water based house paints are generically called emulsion which is actually the technical term for these suspensions). Unless you’re very careful (and I would add – lucky!) at least some of the pigment particles will remain behind after even the most thorough of pen cleanings. These may then dry to a pretty hard-wearing solid. If it’s in the converter, it may be reasonably benign. Most of us don’t have that kind of luck, and there’s a high likelihood you’ll end up with deposits left behind in the feed (the plastic/ebonite bit that manages ink flow to the nib), which these days typically has lots of tiny little fins that can catch the particles and allow them to dry… and be hard to shift. Particles may also settle/dry on the nib itself.

Pretty much any of these places will modify the physics of the flow of any subsequent ink to the nib… and basically bugger things up. The general advice to remedy the situation is lots of patience (“does not compute”) and lots of luke warm water and washing up liquid – specifically “blue Dawn”, because it’s gentle on baby ducks if nothing else. I’m beginning to think Dawn sponsor all these pen DIY sites.

So I began. Sure enough, over the space of a few hours/days, first the recent “proper” ink flushed out of the pen, and then gradually I began to see remnants of the bright orange J. Herbin calligraphy ink I’d used all those years ago. One of those (typically blue for some reason – Dawn influence?) ear cleaning bulbs is a great aid, and can really get some water pressure through the pen section, feed and nib, to safely dislodge loosened particles.

Image Source: Amazon

With seemingly no end to the slow expulsion of orange pigmented particles, I got more bold. I read that often the nib/feed could actually be removed from the section for additional cleaning (or indeed to swap the nib for a different width). This isn’t recommended generally, but since this was a cheap pen, and plainly didn’t work anyway, I had little to lose.

The little I lost first was a couple of the fins on the feed. These got bent as I struggled to free up the feed/nib. Then I read that gentle heat could help loosen components up. I didn’t feel comfortable using a hair-dryer (the most common recommendation), so I opted for hotter water than I’d been using thus far. This worked and I managed to removed the nib and feed… and a substantial amount of yet more orange pigment. I could now see that the feed was indeed covered in dried-on orange pigment and as well as the fins, the very fine channel along the top of the feed was clogged, essentially guaranteeing the nib would get no ink.

More soaking, but no improvement. I read that a weak solution of household ammonia can help dislodge ink too. The only thing I could find in my local supermarkets was window cleaner (also blue… hm, trend now firmly established). This had no noticeably better effect than warm soapy water… and on reflection may have made the plastic feed more brittle.

I don’t possess an ultra-sonic cleaner – often used for jewellery, rings and the like – so I went to the next best thing… a toothbrush.

You remember the “does not compute” comment above? Yeah, patience and me are not well acquainted. One brush too hard, and I snapped off the thin plastic tube at the rear of the feed which brings the ink initially from the ink reservoir to the feed’s many intricate fins and channels. This may not actually have been fatal, but it was excuse enough to draw a line under my attempts and change tack.

As a side-effect, all the hot water baths had dislodged whatever adhesives were used in the pen’s manufacture and I could now totally disassemble it, right down to the trim pieces which I discovered now unscrewed.

I carefully dried all the pieces and put them in a used Altoids tin, labelled “needs fixing”, and began looking online.

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Fully disassembled – note remaining stubborn orange stain on trim and broken feed

I discovered an online shop in the UK called Loft Pens. They make hand-turned beautiful, reasonably priced fountain pens, but also sell Jinhao brand fountain pens… and several accoutrements such as converters, replacement nibs… and feeds! I pulled out my broken feed and sure enough, it looked like a close fit for a “Jinhao number 6”. Given the price of the pen, I wouldn’t at all be surprised if it wasn’t actually a Jinhao or similar component anyway. I ordered the feed and a couple of other odds and sods… and waited. And waited.

And waited.

In the end, I contacted Loft Pens who very quickly refunded me, and suggested I re-ordered since it would seem the order had fallen into the COVID mail void. This I duly did, and reset the wait clock. A couple of weeks later, the original order turned up! I contacted the customer-caring folks at Loft Pens and offered to refund them back for the refund (if you see what I mean), but have yet to hear their preference. I underline that the delay was not of their making, and they behaved impeccably throughout.

So… now I theoretically had all the bits to rebuild Steve Austin my pen.

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Broken feed and new feed from Loft Pens

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Re-assembled, ready to ink up and try…

First attempt was a little unsteady, if I’m totally honest. I’d foolishly “gone for gold” and tried it with some Noodler’s Pushkin. It’s a lovely green colour, but I’m discovering, can be a bit temperamental. It’s supposed to be one of their forgery-resistant inks so I think it’s got odd things in it. It began well, a lovely so called “wet” line and quite happily wrote a side of my notebook without issue. I was right on the verge of declaring problem solved when I got a series of “hard starts”. A quick check showed there was still ink in the converter, so I was back to failure mode. Oddly, the pen still wrote “reversed” (nib upside down), so I had a pleasantly diverting hour or two tuning my nib as the tines weren’t quite aligned and I vaguely suspected this might be the issue (ignoring the fact it had written perfectly well for a full page of writing to that point). Eventually the converter ran dry, so I cleaned everything (lesson learnt for sure! I do this every ink refill in every pen now), and tried a bit of Parker Quink.

This is well known as a lubricated quick-drying trouble-free (if slightly boring) ink. I actually quite like the shade of Quink blue and was very relieved to drain out the fill onto a couple of pages with no issues at all. I really do think the issue is now resolved (essentially by replacing the clogged feed), and I’ve regained another fountain pen to the stable.

So – what did I learn in all this?

  • Not to use pigmented inks in a fountain pen!
    • India ink is a big no-no, by the way: it’s essentially a suspension of soot in water.
    • Iron gall inks can corrode the metal parts of a pen even though they say they’re for use in fountain pens, by the way – different issue.
    • Winsor & Newton inks contain Shellac which is similarly death (or at least a solid wounding) to fountain pens.
  • J. Herbin make lovely inks (including a scented range safe for fountain pens) – but be sure to get the ones for the writing tool you intend to use. They do ranges of metallics and shimmer inks, but not all are suitable for fountain pens.
  • Modern mass produced pens have a lot of plastic components and can often be disassembled right to the ground with patience and a little gentle heat.
    • I wouldn’t recommend this for vintage or expensive pens, but it can be educational if you have a pen you don’t mind risking.
    • Even so-called disposable fountain pens like Pilot’s V-pen (currently CAD$3 at Walmart) can be disassembled when empty and refilled with an ink of your choice. There are others like Zebra and Uni-ball. Cheap but quite servicable steel nibs from these Japanese vendors.
    • Another little “hack” – you can gently wipe the plastic barrel of these cheap pens with acetone/nailpolish remover and the printing will come off, leaving you a clear view of the ink level inside… basically a cheap demonstrator eye-dropper.
  • Cheaper pens likely have Chinese components and you may be able to find replacement parts from generic sources.
  • Not all fountain pen inks behave the same – try Parker Blue/Blue-black/Black Quink or a similarly old/boring ink such as Waterman’s or Pelikan 4001 to make sure it really is the pen and not the ink before you start taking things apart. Modern inks have way more complex chemistry than blue/black from older brands.
  • If you find yourself cleaning pens often, consider a cheap ultra-sonic cleaner. They dislodge the most stubborn of ink by creating minute bubbles to “scrub” the inaccessible parts of the pen.
    • Too much, too long can damage some components and materials, so be mindful of this if dealing with delicate or vintage pens.




The Subtleties of Racism

17 07 2020

So one of my LinkedIn contacts posted this recent Apple ad about Working From Home.

I do have to say, it’s very slick and well put together, as one might expect from a major company with an endless marketing budget. It captures charicatures of several typical Apple customers – “creatives” of a studiedly diverse demographic, and gently introduces a few cool tools available to iPhone,  iPad, iWatch, Macs etc – some of which are built in and users may not even be aware of. I learnt that my iPhone can act as a scanner for example. I never even knew there was a “Notes” App, let alone how powerful it was!

Then around the 2:45 mark I was suddenly brought up short. There was a jokey remark about Canada. In reference to the boss’s new assistant – the fourth one this year, we’re told:

“What happened to the one who cried all the time?”

“She had to go back to Canada” divulged the young, vegan, yoga-cat-lady, munching on a carrot.

At first, I shrugged it off. The piece is crammed with stereotypes, so why was I so bothered by this one? Stereotypes – particularly in short marketing pieces – help us short-cut the context and backstory, so we can focus on the message they’re trying to give us. Background things fit the expectation, so we notice the new things – “the message”.

So was a “delicate” Canadian PA sterotypical? Or was it racist?





All Teas are Equal…

11 07 2020

… but some are more equal than others.

As a Yorkshireman living in BC, I drink gallons (sometimes quite literally) of tea a day. Being of Yorkshire, I’m always on the lookout for a good deal on prices, but need to balance it with quality and strength of the tea produced. Of late, Mrs E and I have noticed that Red Rose, and even Tetley branded teas have become a bit “meh”. The Red Rose tea is now sold in weird organic plasticy fibre mesh bags which I’m sure are better for the environment than the paper mesh, but make for a weaker brew.

Anyway, we recently ran out, so picked up a 216 bag box in the local supermarket. Red Rose brand. Owned by Unliver (as many brands in the food and household cleaning industries are). I think the price was around $13. Pretty much the going rate. It’s worth keeping one’s eyes open for when Tetley are on sale for around $10. Anyway, as we continued to shop, our meanderings took us down the “Asian cooking” aisle where all the currey pastes and powders are (from Sharwoods of Lancashire – proper authentic curry! 😉 ). Don’t ask me why, but on the top shelf, sat quite unassumingly were boxes of 216 Brooke Bond Red Label tea bags. For a mere $8 or so! Not on sale – that is their normal price.

Image Source: Wikipedia

As I kid I remember Brooke Bond PG Tips in the UK (suspect chimp TV ads anyone?), so the brand is well known to me and I had no issue buying the box, despite it being weirdly considered “Asian Speciality Food”. Do the shelf planners understand where much black tea comes from, I wonder.

 

My grandparents were big PG Tips drinkers and used to save all the cards they used to have in the tea boxes. You could get albums to stick them in. I particularly remember The Saga of Ships (set B22  from 1970) and The Race into Space (set B23 from 1971).

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The Race For Space. Image Source: Brooke Bond Collectables

So, once I got home and had access to Uncle Google, I discovered that in fact Brooke Bond & Company was founded by Arthur Brooke, a Lancastrian in the late 1800s. In 1903, Brooke Bond launched Red Label in British India, and this is the tea we bought in our local Canadian supermarket as an “Asian Speciality Food”. By 1957, Brooke Bond was possibly the largest tea company in the world, with one third share of both the British and Indian tea markets. Something akin to selling coal to Newcastle, methinks!

The company was acquired by Unilever in 1984 and the Brooke Bond name was significantly downplayed by Unilever. However, the brand was reintroduced in 2019 in the UK after a 20 year absence.

Ironically, I found that in North America Brooke Bond’s primary product was Red Rose Tea! Red Rose is still sold by Unilever in Canada as I mentioned, but in the United States is now marketed by Redco Foods. Red Rose brand tea has been available in the United States since the 1920s, but their Original Blend is a different blend of black pekoe and cut black teas compared to the orange pekoe sold in Canada.

Image Source: Wikipedia

So, with not a little irony, I am prefering Unilever’s Brooke Bond sub-brand over Brooke Bond’s own Canadian sub-brand, despite the fact it was targeted for an Asian market and costs 2/3 the price. And – most importantly it is better tea! hopefully the word doesn’t get out too soon or they’ll put the prices up. Another irony is that Tetly’s tea – originally from Yorkshire – is now owned by TATA, a huge Indian conglomerate, so technically more deserving of being in the Asian Food aisle!

Anyway, must go now, the kettle’s just boiled…


EDIT: In case you wondered… PG Tips was originally marketed as “Digestive Tea”, implying that it could be drunk prior to eating food, as a digestive aid. It was renamed Pre-Gestee to sound more fancy and grocers and salesmen abbreviated it to PG.





It’s Not Fair!

8 07 2020

It’s not fair!

He got more than me.
Why does she get first choice?
Why wasn’t I invited?
All the best ones have gone.
He’s in my chair.

Nobody ever suggested life was fair.

I got to sleep with a full stomach whilst others couldn’t sleep because theirs were empty.
I did get to meet you.
I got to see your nose crinkle the way it does when you smile.

No, it’s not fair. But it is worth having.





Ansel’s Wisdom

1 07 2020

“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.”

Ansel Adams

Ansel Adams – The Tetons and Snake River (1942). Source: wikipedia