Too funny: Text Your Parents Saying That You “Got 2 grams for $40″

28 04 2013

A classic via Bored Panda.

Loved the dad response of “Oh, OK then…”

Experiment: Text Your Parents Saying That You “Got 2 grams for $40″ | Bored Panda.

Flesh Love – but is it art?

26 04 2013

Just seen this on a Twitter item.

Oh dear, oh lor’…

Flesh Love: Photographs of Vacuum-Wrapped Tokyo Couples | Feature Shoot.

The Truth is out there… and it’s not pleasant!

25 04 2013

One in four!!! Wow.

Terre des Femmes “The Truth” – YouTube.

The Opening Sequence Of ‘The Simpsons’ … for real!

25 04 2013

I still love the opening sequence of  The Simpsons… subtly different every time.

Now try it “for real”

The Opening Sequence Of ‘The Simpsons’ Reenacted With Humans –

Careful what you wish for…

23 04 2013

Free at last of that nightmare job massaging models, “Uncle” finally gets his dream 9-5 office job.

Massage Uncle Part II – Singlish – YouTube.

You think YOUR job sucks?!

23 04 2013

Pity this poor guy.

Unpaid overtime, 12-14 hour days. Is there no relief? (Don’t answer that!)

Singapore Parody of Dreamjobs video, Massage Therapist for Models with Everijob! – YouTube.

Stage Fright.

23 04 2013

When I was a kid, I went to an all male grammar school.

This was the late 70s. Kids still used to smoke in the washrooms. Nowadays they probably shoot up or drop tabs, but back then nicotine was still the choice of “bad lads”.

One break, I went to the loo and was met by a group of 2-3 “older boys” having a sly ciggy.

They weren’t being offensive or anything, but the toilets were a bit cramped and after a minute or so it was apparent that the trip was for naught. One of the 6th formers actually said “Don’t you hate it when that happens, and you can’t go?” It’s true. Sometimes having an audience can really put the mockers on trying to pee.

Imagine then being suddenly faced with a brace of gorgeous ladies while you’re trying to get things flowing. Allow LG to show you what happens…